9 Wild Facts About the Average Brown Bear

In her own words.

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You could say I'm a flexitarian.

You could say I'm a flexitarian.Adam Chapman, © Disney
While we enjoy salmon and trout, brown bears also eat a lot of berries, roots, grass, fruits, nuts, and small animals. We may be at the top of the food chain, but 80 to 90% of our diet is vegetation.

You may not realize this, but we're actually pretty skilled conversationalists.

You may not realize this, but we're actually pretty skilled conversationalists. Adam Chapman, © Disney
We do communicate with each other through grunting and growling, but we also use movement and smell to express ourselves.

I hibernate for about 5 to 8 months.

I hibernate for about 5 to 8 months.Adam Chapman, © Disney
During that time, I take resting very seriously. My heart rate and temperature both drop, and I stop excreting waste. I pretty much completely shut down.

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I have delivered my babies in my sleep.

I have delivered my babies in my sleep.Adam Chapman, © Disney
During the months of winter rest, my sisters and I will give birth to our cubs in our dens. My babies will then stay under my care for about two and a half years.

My cubs weigh less than your human babies.

My cubs weigh less than your human babies. Adam Chapman, © Disney
My babies will start off blind, toothless, and weighing only one pound. They're typically born with one to two other siblings, and I'll nurse them until May, when hibernation ends.

I'm kind of a lone wolf ... er, bear.

I'm kind of a lone wolf ... er, bear.Adam Chapman, © Disney
Once we're done traveling with our own moms as cubs, it is very rare to see a group of us together. However, certain streams serve as gathering spots for groups of us brown bears to hunt for salmon. (Mmm...salmon.)

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Not to brag, but I'm huge.

Not to brag, but I'm <i>huge</i>.Adam Chapman, © Disney
We're actually the largest of all bear species, ranging anywhere from 3 1/2 feet to 7 feet tall. Our weight fluctuates depending on gender, but the largest of us can reach 2,200 pounds.

We heart Alaska.

We heart Alaska.Adam Chapman, © Disney
Even though we're the most widespread bears in the world—we've been spotted in Europe, Asia, and North America—about 30,000 of us live in Alaska, which is the most prominent U.S. population.

We know how to give each other space.

We know how to give each other space.Adam Chapman, © Disney
To avoid conflict, brown bears will mark their home ranges as a warning for other bears to stay away, by rubbing against trees and urinating in our area.

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