Want to download a quick, compelling, no-cost read? A free app called Bookslinger treats you to a new short story (fiction) every week on iPhone, iPad, and iPod Touch; plus there’s a trove of earlier stories. to browse by category (Love & Consequences, Future Fiction & Fantasy; Thrillers, etc.). The stories are all selected from published collections. The newest story available, “How to Fall” is by National Book Award finalist Edith Pearlman.
Full disclosure: I found out about Bookslinger when they selected a story from a book I wrote a few years ago—they plan to feature it starting Friday. As it happens, it’s a story about my dad, who died 12 years ago this month. which feels like a nice remembrance over the holidays. My personal connection aside, Bookslinger is a pretty nifty app, and I’m happy to have its cache of stories on my phone, nestled in between my beloved Google maps and Pandora.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.