Since Friday’s killings in Colorado, we’ve been listening in to the myriad conversations about gun control. Here are the ones that we found most thoughtful.
“Whenever a tragedy like this takes place, it is assigned catchphrases and theme music, and the same fragmentary TV footage of the shooter is cycled again and again. Somewhere in the night, among those watching, will be another angry, aggrieved loner who is uncoiling toward action. … Should this young man—whose nature was apparently so obvious to his mother that, when a ABC News reporter called, she said ‘You have the right person’—have been able to buy guns, ammunition and explosives?”—Roger Ebert, “We’ve Seen This Movie Before,” The New York Times
“In the days ahead, we will undoubtedly hear some pundits suggest that it is too easy to access weapons and body armor. Or that too many of us have been desensitized to violence by modern popular culture. Others will argue that the social networks that traditionally might have offered support have been badly frayed or lost altogether. These and many other issues are of course worth addressing. In the present moment, however, Colorado and the nation are focused mainly on grieving over yet another mass shooting that has destroyed so many hopes and dreams.”—Denver Post editorial
“Nobody who points to the inadequacy of our flood-control policies or mistakes by the Army Corps of Engineers is accused of ‘exploiting’ the victims of a deluge. Nobody who criticizes a botched response by the Federal Emergency Management Agency to a natural disaster is accused of ‘exploiting’ the victims of a hurricane or a tornado. Nobody who lays part of the blame for an accident on insufficient regulation of, say, the airlines or coal mining is accused of ‘exploiting’ the accident’s victims. No, it’s only where a gun massacre is concerned that an absolute and total gag rule is imposed on any thinking beyond the immediate circumstances of the catastrophe.”—E.J. Dionne, “The Gag Rule on Guns,” The National Memo
“Only fools believe there are easy answers to the problem of homicide by firearm. Guns are part of American culture.”—Francis Wilkinson, “The Gunman This Time,” Bloomberg
“Tighter restrictions on gun purchasing—for example, eliminating multiple gun sales and closing the gun-show loophole—may help reduce America’s gun violence problem generally, but mass murder is unlike most other forms of violent conflict.”—James Alan Fox, “Gun Control or Carry Permits Won’t Stop Mass Murder,” CNN.com
“People say they want to keep their guns in case criminals with guns come for them, and others say it’s an impossible situation to solve, guns being so entrenched in North American culture. Well, all of that applies ten times over in the favelas of Rio which are, or were, much more infested with guns than any slum in America. Up in some favelas the gangs had guns that could bring down helicopters.”—Matthew Chapman, “Gun Control, Rio de Janeiro, Colorado and the USA,” Huffington Post
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.