I hate to admit it but, yes, there was a time when I had a collection of fluffy pens and said “as if” at every possible chance I got. I also attempted to give friends makeovers and, when they resisted, helped them out pro bono while secretly referring to them as my “projects” in my personal journal. I digress.
So I couldn’t help but smile when a coworker sent me this BuzzFeed piece about 17 ways “Clueless” Would Be Different If It Came Out Now. Amongst the 2012 upgrades are classroom debates about Sudan rather than Haiti, workout routines that consist of spin classes instead of at-home aerobics videos, and a complete and utter ban on scrunchies. Buzzfeed also claims that the bubblegum-popping Cher would own a bejeweled iPhone case instead of those epic fluffy pens. As if.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
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@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
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A: A mechanic.
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