Instant history at the Boston Marathon
They're on a roll!
Apple gives the Earth a hug.
Oldest baseball stadium in the National League celebrates 100.
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It came to ...play soccer.
Will Shakespeare, 450 years young.
Royals plant one on Australia.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.