11 Quotes About Mothers That’ll Make You Call Yours

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The heart of a mother is a deep abyss

The heart of a mother is a deep abyssReader's Digest
at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. —Honore de Balzac

A mother is not a person to lean on,

A mother is not a person to lean on,Reader's Digest
but a person to make leaning unnecessary. —Dorothy Canfield Fisher

The natural state of motherhood is unselfishness.

The natural state of motherhood is unselfishness. Reader's Digest
When you become a mother, you are no longer the center of your own universe. You relinquish that position to your children. —Jessica Lange

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Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall.

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. Reader's Digest
A mother's secret hope outlives them all. —Oliver Wendell Holmes

A mother's arms are made of tenderness

A mother's arms are made of tendernessReader's Digest
and children sleep soundly in them. — Victor Hugo

Mother's love is the fuel

Mother's love is the fuel Reader's Digest
that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. —Marion C. Garretty

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A mother understands

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what a child does not say. —A Jewish proverb

Each day of our lives

Each day of our lives Reader's Digest
we make deposits in the memory banks of our children. —Charles R. Swindoll

Mother,

Mother,
the ribbons of your love are woven around my heart. —Anonymous

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The best medicine

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in the world is a mother's kiss. —Anonymous

I want my children

I want my children Reader's Digest
to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. —Phyllis Diller

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