10 Star Wars Quotes to Live By

Jedi wisdom you must follow.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan KenobiLaura Formisano
"Your eyes can deceive you; don’t trust them."—Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan KenobiLaura Formisano
"In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck."—Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Yoda

YodaLaura Formisano
"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."—Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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Yoda

YodaLaura Formisano
"Try not. Do—or do not. There is no try."—Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Han Solo

Han SoloLaura Formisano
"Never tell me the odds."—Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Yoda

YodaLaura Formisano
"Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny."—Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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Yoda

YodaLaura Formisano
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."—Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Qui-Gon Jinn

Qui-Gon JinnLaura Formisano
"There’s always a bigger fish."—Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Darth Vader

Darth VaderLaura Formisano
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."—Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

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Luke Skywalker

Luke SkywalkerLaura Formisano
"Let go of your hate."—Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

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