What’s Your Newspaper Saying Today?

We asked our friends and family to snap a picture of their newspaper’s front page this morning. From coast to coast, here’s what the headlines proclaim. Tweet us your own front page for the collection!

Clarion Ledger frontpage








The Clarion Ledger, Jackson,  Mississippi

Providence Journal frontpage








The Providence (Rhode Island) Journal

Review Journal frontpage








Las Vegas Review Journal


Idaho Statesman frontpage








The Boise Idaho Statesman

New Haven Register frontpage








New Haven (Connecticut) Register

Columbus dispatch frontpage








The Columbus (Ohio) Dispatch

USA Today frontpage








USA Today


The Tampa Bay Times




NY Post frontpage







New York Post


NY Times frontpage







The New York Times


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Some people like to travel by train because 
it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of 
an airplane.

Dennis Miller

I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”

Kevin Nealon

“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” 
—Everyone following you on Instagram


A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Comedian Greg Davies

Funny Jokes

Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.


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Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.

From clientsfromhell.net

Funny Jokes

My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me 
everything you know.”


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“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” 

@yoyoha (Josh Hara)

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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.

—Jerry Seinfeld

Funny Jokes

Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

A: A mechanic.