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		<title>Reptile Dysfunction: Dave Barry Survives the Florida Python Challenge</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Would you like to make some extra money and at the same time run the risk of being eaten by a carnivorous reptile the size of a war&#8230;</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Funny: How These Famous Shakespeare Quotes Would Be Written Today</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You speak an infinite deal of nothing. Like, really.]]></description>
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		<title>Mind-Blowing Job Perks You Wish You Got Too</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Quit your job now. Apply for these new ones. Let the insane rewards begin. Here, perks to fit your personality.]]></description>
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		<title>Outrageously Funny 911 Calls</title>
		<description><![CDATA[People are rarely thinking clearly when they dial 911. Fear, anxiety, and outrage have a way of clouding one’s thought processes. We’re assuming that’s the excuse these people are using. ]]></description>
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		<title>If Star Wars: Episode VII Was Directed by Martin Scorsese, Lena Dunham and Other Famous Filmmakers</title>
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		<title>20 Reasons You&#8217;re Happy You Don&#8217;t Live in Winterfell</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes the Game of Thrones life looks awesome: the castle, the feasts, the silk dresses and the gold (assuming you keep your hand, of course). But despite the medieval glam, here's why living in Winterfell wouldn't be all that peachy.]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Clicks: Shark Cat Rides a Roomba, Infomercial Fails, More</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey! Did you know we have a <a href="https://www.facebook.com/RD.funny.jokes" target="_blank">Facebook page dedicated to the funny stuff</a> we just found sitting around the Internet, gathering digi-dust? Well, we do!&#8230;</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Photos: 9 Massive Kitchen Fails</title>
		<description><![CDATA[These funny kitchen disasters take some serious creative thinking. How they taste? That's another story.]]></description>
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		<title>11 Funny Restaurant Signs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Amusing, silly, and downright weird signs from eating establishments across the country.]]></description>
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