3 Blondes and a Blind Man
The blind man walks into a bar and says, “Wanna hear a blond joke?”
The bartender tells him, “Well, I’m blond and I won’t appreciate it. The man sitting next to you is 265 pounds, and is also blond. The man behind you is 285 pounds, and he’s blond too. Do you still want to tell that joke?”
“No way,” says the blind man. “Not if I have to explain it three times.”
Give Her Another Chance!
At a convention of blondes, a speaker insisted that the “dumb blonde” myth is all wrong. To prove it he asked one cute young volunteer, “How much is 101 plus 20?”
The blonde answered, “120.”
“No,” he said, “that’s not right.”
The audience called out, “Give her another chance.”
So the speaker asked the blonde, “How much is 10 plus 13?”
Slowly the blonde replied, “16.”
“Sorry,” he said, shaking his head.
Once again, the crowd roared, “Give her another chance.”
“This is your last try,” warned the speaker. “How much is 2 plus 2?”
Carefully she ventured, “Four?”
And the crowd yelled, “Give her another chance!”
— James T. Dorsey
Drink’s on Me — Positive!
So this neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. “How much will that be?” the neutron asks.
“For you,” replies the bartender, “no charge.”
Jumpstart… on the Rocks So a guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables hanging around his neck. The bartender gives him a look and says gruffly, “All right, pal. I’ll let you stay, but don’t start anything.”
— Scott Hoffman
