Timeless Tombstones (page 2 of 2)

Here Lies...

Good friend, for Jesus' sake forbear,
To dig the dust enclosed here.
Blest be the man that spares these stones,
But cursed be he that moves my bones.
-- William Shakespeare

I told you I was sick.
-- B. P. Roberts, Key West, Florida

Truth and history
21 men.
The boy bandit king --
He died as he lived.
-- Billy the Kid (William H. Bonney)

Everybody loves somebody sometime.
-- Dean Martin

A gentle man and a gentleman.
-- Jack Dempsey

A tomb now suffices him for whom the
world was not enough.
-- Alexander the Great

Gone but not forgiven.
-- An adulterous husband, Atlanta, Georgia

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