Best Ballpark Food

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The Shackburger
Citi Field, New York Mets

“A real burger-juicy beef with cheese, lettuce, a thick slice of tomato, and tangy sauce on a soft bun. The only problem is, it’s so popular you might have to wait two innings to get one.”

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Barbecue Baker
Minute Maid Park, Houston Astros

“A baked potato with cheese, pulled pork, barbecue sauce, onions, and jalapeño peppers-an ingenious combination that’s so big, you have to use both hands.”

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Ben's Original Chili Half-Smoke “All the Way”
Nationals Park, Washington Nationals

“The chili is not superhot but has a nice zing to it. Get it however you like it: on a dog, on a burger, over fries, or in a bowl.”

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Shrimp tacos
PETCO Park, San Diego Padres

“A light but satisfying taco made with nicely spiced shrimp and wrapped in a soft shell. Be sure to order it with garlic sauce, cabbage, and salsa.”

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Miller’s Dog
McAfee Coliseum, Oakland A’s

“Bigger than your average dog, grilled to perfection, with a good, salty taste. We haven’t met its equal.”

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