Bacon and Peanut Butter
Kentucky Ham with Pimento Cheese
Drunken Goat Cheese and Beefsteak Tomato
Lox and Avocado
Grilled Peaches over Mascarpone
Roasted Red Beets with Granny Smith Apples
Tomato Jam with Scrambled Egg
More two-ingredient sandwich ideas:
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.