Chef Ron Rupert uses the grill not just for cooking but also as a flavor enhancer for vegetables. Rupert even grills lettuce for one of his restaurant’s signature salads. Using romaine, he first washes it and pats it dry. Then he cuts it in half lengthwise, spritzes it with olive oil, and adds salt and pepper. He cooks the lettuce briefly, over a hot fire, removing it when browned. He brushes the grilled romaine with a Caesar dressing and tops it with buffalo steak, grilled red onion rings, and corn salad.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.