Oscar Party Menu for 6

Three light hors d’oeuvres to nibble on during the beginning of ceremony. Two fun but elegant desserts will carry you through. The best part — all the prep can be done the night before.


  • 1.

    Baked Brie

    Serve this pastry wrapped appetizer with crackers, crusty bread and assorted fruit. Brie is an excellent foil for crisp sparkling wine.
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  • 2.

    Asparagus in Puff Pastry

    Make these delicious morsels ahead of time and toss in the oven right before the guests arrive.
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  • 3.

    Classic Crab Cakes

    Always elegant and always appreciated, these delicate but tangy crab cakes will be a hit.
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  • 4.

    Chocolate Fondue

    A conversation starter and a luscious chocolate dessert, find some edible gold powder and dust the surface for an elegant touch.
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  • 5.

    Sparkling Peach Dessert

    You have the champagne — why not use it for dessert too!
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