Raid Your Liquor Cabinet for a Browner Turkey
Use a Dry Rub
Baste for Big Flavor
Defrost the Germ-Free Way
Make an Edible Turkey Rack
Stuff Your Turkey Fuss-Free
Begin with a Boil
Break Out the Thermometer
No Thermometer? Use the Joint-and-Juice Test
Whip Up a Quick Gravy
Keep the Carcass
Be Careful with Leftovers
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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.