Mocha Cookie Pretzels
Looking for a little something special to bake up for the holidays? These elegant mocha-frosted cookies are wonderful with coffee and make an eye-catching addition to any cookie platter.
— Country Woman Test Kitchen
- 1/2 cup butter, softened
- 1/2 cup sugar
- 1 egg
- 2 squares (1 ounce each) unsweetened chocolate, melted and cooled
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 2 cups cake flour
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 1 cup (6 ounces) semisweet chocolate chips
- 1 teaspoon shortening
- 1 teaspoon light corn syrup
- 1 cup confectioners’ sugar
- 3 to 5 tablespoons strong brewed coffee
- 2 squares (1 ounce each) white baking chocolate, chopped
- Green colored sugar, optional
How to make it
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