Kale chips? Parsnip fries? Sounds weird, but FitSugar.com offers five yummy alternatives to French fries. What’s that you say? Nothing could ever replace your beloved fried potatoes? These recipes will change your mind and soon you’ll be reaching for parsnips instead of hitting up the drive-thru for your fry fix.
Another healthy fry alternative to French fries we recently discovered? Polenta fries. Buy the polenta in a tube, cut “fries,” spray pan and fries with olive oil Pam, and bake at 400 degrees for about 20 minutes or until golden brown. They crisp up just like potatoes!
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.