“I took a cooking class and discovered this delightful salad. It’s nice for a spring luncheon, especially with the fresh taste of asparagus.”
— Marcy F., Burnt Prairie, Illinois
You Will Need
1 1/2 cups olive oil
1/2 cup white vinegar
2 teaspoons Dijon mustard
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper
3 to 4 radishes, sliced
1/4 cup chopped green pepper
3 tablespoons dill pickle relish
1 tablespoon minced fresh parsley
1 tablespoon snipped chives
2 pounds fresh asparagus, trimmed
3 hard-cooked eggs, sliced
2 medium tomatoes, cut into wedges
What to Do
1. In a bowl, whisk together the first five ingredients. Add the radishes, green pepper, relish, parsley and chives.
2. In a large skillet, bring 2 cups water to a boil. Add asparagus; cover and boil for 3 minutes. Drain and immediately place asparagus in ice water. Drain and pat dry. Transfer asparagus to a glass dish; pour dressing over top. Cover and chill for at least 4 hours.
3. To serve, arrange lettuce on a serving platter. With a slotted spoon, remove asparagus; arrange over lettuce. Garnish with eggs and tomatoes. Drizzle with the dressing to taste.
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