Two-bite brownies, two-bite cookies, two-bite scones—the best part of a two-bite treat is that you can eat multiple two-bite treats (right? Right!). But I’d never seen a pie version of tiny treats until I discovered The Pie Society, a little spot in Austin that makes what they call crimps—and what I happily call two-bite pies. The best part is that the normal pie ratio of crust to filling is reversed—these pack more of the buttery, flaky crust into each bite. Then I started searching for recipes, and found a whole world of miniature pies, often called hand pies. Think of it as pie’s attempt to channel the cupcake. Cute!
Want to try? Use the code ReadersDigest10 for 10% any crimp order.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.