- prep 15 min cook 20 min
- serves 24
If a black cat crosses your path, we hope it’s one of these cute chocolaty creations. This time-saving recipe relies on a boxed cake mix and a can of prepared frosting jazzed up with simple cookie and candy decorations.
- 1 package (18 1/4 ounces) chocolate cake mix
- 1 can (16 ounces) dark chocolate frosting
- 12 chocolate cream-filled sandwich cookies, quartered
- 48 yellow jelly beans
- 24 black jelly beans
- 24 pieces black rope licorice
How to make it 34 minutes
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