February 5 is International Pancake Day. Give your pancakes a tasty twist with these healthy mix-in ideas from IHOP.
If you like blueberries in your pancakes, you’ll love blackberries or red raspberries.
If you like apples and cinnamon, you’ll love pineapple, coconut and macadamia nuts, and diced apples.
If you like strawberries, you’ll love dried sweetened cranberries.
If you like bananas, you’ll love diced pears, mangoes and pumpkin pie filling.
If you like nuts, you’ll love almonds, oatmeal, granola and honey.
If you like chocolate, you’ll love roughly chopped good dark chocolate, which provides a healthy dose of antioxidants.
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