To be honest, most of my 4th of July parties involve a lake, a cheap grill, and however many hot dogs, chips, and watermelon we can stuff in a grocery cart. No pretty food gets in the way of my swimming and sandcastles. But these crazy, cute, who-has-time-to-make-that desserts I found on Pinterest are making me re-think my strategy. I might have to build up to this surprise flag cake…but those patriotic pretzels? Beach-friendly and festive!
In the mood for more showstopping red, white, and blue desserts? We’ve lined up 14 more here… which makes me wish I could celebrate the 4th for a whole month!
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.