1. Stockpile your stand-bys.
2. Drizzle on olive oil.
3. Snip on fresh herbs.
4. Let guests dress themselves.
5. Buffet-style feels big.
6. Don't underestimate the sandwich!
7. Toss the containers.
8. Crisp up your crust.
9. Dress up dessert.
10. Dust with sugar.
11. Go dark with chocolate.
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