My sister texted me a picture of her brunch last weekend—eggs Benedict with tomato and spinach. “Christmas food!” she wrote. And she was right. Somehow, the natural green and red turned the year round dish into something with holiday flair. So I set out to find other foods that are (almost) naturally red and green. (Except for this red and green velvet cake, which was just too cool not to share.) Eat red and green and be merry!
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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.