- 1 1/2 pounds (about 6) plum tomatoes
- 3 garlic cloves, finely chopped
- 1/2 cup finely chopped onion
- 1 jalapeño, seeded, finely chopped
- 3 tablespoons plus about 3 cups vegetable oil
- 3 tablespoons rendered bacon fat (or vegetable oil)
- One 15-ounce can black or pinto beans, with their juice
- Eight 6-inch corn tortillas
- 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
- 8 large eggs
- 1 cup shredded mild cheddar cheese
- 1 cup cilantro, chopped
How to make it
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