But now that I’ve got this new handy idea via Lifehacker.com for oven-free cookies, I don’t care if it ever gets cool. Instead of baking cookies in the oven (and heating up the whole house in the process) you simply “bake” a few on the stovetop, in a skillet. Cook regular cookie batter in butter over medium heat for a few minutes, flip, and in six minutes, you have freshly baked treats. If only Thanksgiving turkeys were this easy to hack.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.