SECRET INGREDIENT: pepperoni
Vitamin-rich kale tastes great teamed with sausage, potatoes, and kidney beans. Traditional Portuguese soups include linguiça, a hard-to-find smoked sausage flavored with paprika. Ours uses a mixture of Italian sausage and pepperoni available in any supermarket.
- prep 15 min cook 45 min
- serves 6
- 4 ounces spicy turkey sausage or Italian sausage, casings removed, if necessary
- 1 1/2 ounces sliced pepperoni, slivered
- 1 large yellow onion, quartered and thinly sliced
- 1 celery stalk, coarsely chopped
- 4 cups chicken stock
- 4 cups water
- 8 ounces kale, thick stems removed and leaves sliced, or 2 packages (10 ounces each) frozen kale, thawed and squeezed dry
- 1 small red bell pepper, seeded and diced
- 1/2 teaspoon minced garlic
- 12 ounces red potatoes, halved and sliced
- 1/2 teaspoon hot red-pepper sauce
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 1 1/2 cups cooked or canned red kidney beans, cannellini beans, or chickpeas, rinsed and drained if canned
- 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
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