We’ve been on the hunt for funny food blogs around here, and last week our intern Sheri sent me Fancy Fast Food. The authors, whom some might say have too much time on their hands, start with a fast-food meal, like this ingredient list from McDonald’s:
- 4 McRib sandwiches
- 1 large French fries
- 1 Caesar Salad (with croutons)
- 10 packets of Sweet ‘n Sour sauce
- 5 packets of Barbecue sauce
- 1 Vitaminwater
- 1 bottle of water
And then they turn it into a dish that looks perfectly homemade and traditional. Strange. But true. The Subway sandwich they turned into little petit fours? The Chipotle chips crushed for tamale filling? The Papa John’s pizza that is now puttanesca pasta? See it to believe it .
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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