Funny Baby Photos

After readers sent in their cute kids' pictures, we pulled out a few funny faces, then added famous baby quotes for extra laughs.

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There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

—Winston Churchill

Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments.
—Brad Pitt

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

—Stephen Wright

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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

—Mark Twain

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.

—Marshall McLuhan

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.

—Barbara Kingsolver

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It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

—Deepak Chopra

If you were to open up a baby's head—and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should—you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

—Dave Barry

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

—Fran Lebowitz

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Every child begins the world again.

—Henry David Thoreau

Quotes sources: allgreatquotes.com


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