10 of the Goofiest Facebook Groups

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I Will Carry 20 Grocery Bags So I Don’t Have to Make a Second Trip

I Will Carry 20 Grocery Bags So I Don’t Have to Make a Second Trip

When I Was Your Age Pluto Was a Planet

When I Was Your Age Pluto Was a Planet

People Who Always Have to Spell Their Names for Other People

People Who Always Have to Spell Their Names for Other People

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I Am Fluent in Three Languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity

I Am Fluent in Three Languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity

No, I Don’t Care if I Die at 12 A.M., I Refuse to Pass On Your Chain Letter

No, I Don’t Care if I Die at 12 A.M., I Refuse to Pass On Your Chain Letter

Friends Don’t Let Friends Wear Crocs

Friends Don’t Let Friends Wear Crocs

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I Don’t Care if the Spider Is Not Hurting Anyone, I Want It Dead!

I Don’t Care if the Spider Is Not Hurting Anyone, I Want It Dead!

I Secretly Want to Punch Slow-Walking People in the Back of the Head

I Secretly Want to Punch Slow-Walking People in the Back of the Head

An Arbitrary Number of People Demanding That Some Sort of Action Be Taken

An Arbitrary Number of People Demanding That Some Sort of Action Be Taken

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Students Against Backpacks with Wheels

Students Against Backpacks with Wheels

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