Sleeping Cat Pictures: Funny!

These funny pet photos from readers prove that a cat nap can happen just about anywhere.

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"I don't even like to sleep—I feel as if there's too much to do."—James Franco

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"I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel."—Billy Wilder

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"I say, you work eight hours, and you sleep eight hours—be sure they're not the same eight hours."—T. Boone Pickens

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"Don't think that because you haven't heard from me for a while that I went to sleep. I am still here, like a spirit roaming the night. Thirsty, hungry, seldom stopping to rest."—Spike Lee

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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."—Henny Youngman

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"When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument."—Zsa Zsa Gabor

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"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."—W.C. Fields

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"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."—Anthony Burgess

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"It's easy to sleep floating around—it's very comfortable. But you have to be careful that you don't float into somebody or something!"—Sally Ride

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"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."—Woody Allen

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"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?"—Ernest Hemingway


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