11 Hilarious Restaurant Sign Fails

Amusing, silly, and downright weird signs from eating establishments across the country.

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The Uneatable Feast

The Uneatable Feast
Only $14.99.

Ice and a Side of Bacon

Ice and a Side of Bacon
Because everything's better with bacon.

McLogic

McLogic
We'll just pull up and order, thanks.

Only in Ohio

Only in Ohio
Three for the price of one.

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I Prefer Mine Hot

I Prefer Mine Hot
Amazing how they get the tiny fans in the meat like that.

Extra Value Meal?

Extra Value Meal?
You got change for a $500?

Painful Food

Painful Food
What a mysore that restaurant is!

Dressed Up Turkey Dinner

Dressed Up Turkey Dinner
Black tie optional.

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Diner in Alaska

Diner in Alaska
How they do it up north.

Healthy Establishment

Healthy Establishment
But does the rice get stuck in the blender?

One Can Dream!

One Can Dream!
Good for class of '09, '10, '11, '12, and '13.

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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

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