11 Hilarious Restaurant Sign Fails

Amusing, silly, and downright weird signs from eating establishments across the country.

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The Uneatable Feast

The Uneatable Feast
Only $14.99.

Ice and a Side of Bacon

Ice and a Side of Bacon
Because everything's better with bacon.

McLogic

McLogic
We'll just pull up and order, thanks.

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Only in Ohio

Only in Ohio
Three for the price of one.

I Prefer Mine Hot

I Prefer Mine Hot
Amazing how they get the tiny fans in the meat like that.

Extra Value Meal?

Extra Value Meal?
You got change for a $500?

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Painful Food

Painful Food
What a mysore that restaurant is!

Dressed Up Turkey Dinner

Dressed Up Turkey Dinner
Black tie optional.

Diner in Alaska

Diner in Alaska
How they do it up north.

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Healthy Establishment

Healthy Establishment
But does the rice get stuck in the blender?

One Can Dream!

One Can Dream!
Good for class of '09, '10, '11, '12, and '13.

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