The 12 Cats of Christmas: Sing Along!

An updated carol, so you and your feline can haz all the holiday cheer.

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On The Twelfth Day of Christmas, My Kitten Gave to Me...

On The Twelfth Day of Christmas, My Kitten Gave to Me...Matthias Zirngibl / Wikimedia Commons

...12 Plumbers Plumbing...

...12 Plumbers Plumbing...Jim / Wikimedia Commons

...11 Neighbors Griping...

...11 Neighbors Griping...Scott Granneman / Wikimedia Commons

...10 Tantrums Sleeping...

...10 Tantrums Sleeping...Rachel Luxemburg / Wikimedia Commons

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...9 Shady Glances...

...9 Shady Glances...Milan Nykodym / Wikimedia Commons

...8 Mice A-Freakin'...

...8 Mice A-Freakin'...Chris / Wikimedia Commons

...7 Free Plant Trimmings...

...7 Free Plant Trimmings...Glaue2dk/ Wikimedia Commons

...6 Attempts at Spaying...

...6 Attempts at Spaying...Luis Miguel Bugallo Sánchez / Wikimedia Commons

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...5 VI-RAL MEEEEEMES!...

...5 VI-RAL MEEEEEMES!...pinguino k / Wikimedia Commons

...4 LOLling Nerds...

...4 LOLling Nerds...Joyce-Rhiannon / Wikimedia Commons

...3 New Friends...

...3 New Friends...Wilson Afonso / Wikimedia Commons

...2 Awesome Hugs...

...2 Awesome Hugs...Eli Duke / Wikimedia Commons

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...And a Heart-Warming Christmas for Me!

...And a Heart-Warming Christmas for Me!Böhringer Friedrich / Wikimedia Commons

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