3. Keep your top on in Fiji
4. Feed the pigeons and you'll break the law in San Fransisco
5. Leave your bible at home in the Maldives
6. Watch your camera in Kazakhstan
7. Don't smoke in Jamaica, mon
8. Pack a breathalyzer in France
9. Pucker up at your peril in the United Arab Emirates
10. Butt out and chew carefully in Singapore
11. Keep your pants on in Greece
12. Bathing suits are for the beach only in Barcelona
13. Don't empty your piggy bank for purchases in Canada
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