15 Funny Wedding Photos and Quotes

Silly moments and funny wedding photos from the most important day of our readers' lives, with funny marriage quotes to go with them.

Didn't See It Coming

"Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes, and hail."—Unknown

Cake In Yo Face

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning are two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years, you need a club and spade."—Unknown

Who Needs a Napkin?

"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not."—Albert Einstein

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Groom's Practical Joke

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."—Joey Adams

Can't Keep Us Apart

"Love is one long, sweet dream—and marriage is the alarm clock."—Unknown

Shotgun Wedding

"Behind every successful wife stands a surprised mother-in-law."—Unknown

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He's Finally Mine!

"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?"—Barbara Streisand

Head Over Heels

"Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband."—Unknown

Bridesmaids Gone Wild

"If the husband is the head of the family, the wife is the neck that turns the head around."—Unknown

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Groomsmen Gone Wild

"When I married Ms. Right, I didn't realize her first name was 'Always.'"—Unknown

Jump for Joy

"Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot."—Unknown

We Did It

"We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."—Henny Youngman

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Runaway Bride

"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."—Billy Connolly

First Kiss

"Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, then you wake up."—Evelyn Hendrickson

Flower Dog Attendant

"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."—Unknown


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