15 New Year’s Resolution Cartoons

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Resolution #1: Learn to manage your time better.

Resolution #1: Learn to manage your time better.

Resolution #2: Make sure to use sunscreen.

Resolution #2: Make sure to use sunscreen.

Resolution #3: Give up smoking.

Resolution #3: Give up smoking.Mary Nadler for Reader's Digest

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Resolution #4: Start a blog.

Resolution #4: Start a blog.Dan Reynolds

Resolution #5: Learn to eat healthier.

Resolution #5: Learn to eat healthier.

Resolution #6: Try to lose the weight.

Resolution #6: Try to lose the weight.

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Resolution #7: Start saving for the future.

Resolution #7: Start saving for the future.P.C. Vey for Reader's Digest

Resolution #8: Listen to your mother.

Resolution #8: Listen to your mother.

Resolution #9: Stick to your exercise plan.

Resolution #9: Stick to your exercise plan.

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Idea #10: Do your part to help the environment.

Idea #10: Do your part to help the environment.Felipe Galindo-Feggo for Reader's Digest

Idea #11: Learn to cook.

Idea #11: Learn to cook.

Idea #12: Cut down on drinking.

Idea #12: Cut down on drinking.

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Idea #13: Try to keep a positive attitude.

Idea #13: Try to keep a positive attitude.

Idea #14: Make time for your favorite activities.

Idea #14: Make time for your favorite activities.

Idea #15: Help people in need.

Idea #15: Help people in need.

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