36 Funny Town Names Around the World

Would you rather live the city of Accident, Maryland or Disco, Tennessee? We thought so.

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You might want to live in these cities

You might want to live in these cities
• Cool, California

• Beer, Devon, England

• Disco, Tennessee

• Fear Not, Pennsylvania

• Rest and Be Thankful, Argyll and Butte, Scotland

• Surprise, Arizona

• Climax, Pennsylvania

You might not want to live in these cities

You might not want to live in these cities
• Accident, Maryland

• Arsenic Tubs, New Mexico

• Dismal, Tennessee

• Double Trouble, New Jersey

• Moron, Mongolia

• Satan's Kingdom, Vermont

You might question living in these towns

You might question living in these towns
• Why, Arizona

• Whynot, North Carolina

• Who's Thought It, Texas

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You might find these towns too cute for words

You might find these towns too cute for words
• Cabbage Patch, California

• Silly, Belgium

• Sweet Lips, Tennessee

• Polkadott, Ohio

• Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario, Canada

You might find these cities delicious

You might find these cities delicious
• Bread Loaf, Vermont

• Hot Coffee, Mississippi

• Clam, Virginia

• Egg, Austria

• Toast, North Carolina

You might find these cities too scary

You might find these cities too scary
• Eek, Alaska

• Frankenstein, Missouri

• Hell, Michigan

• Hurt, Virginia

• Monster, Netherlands

• River Styx, Ohio

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You might find these towns too ... animal

You might find these towns too ... animal
• Bumble Bee, Arizona

• Chicken, Alaska

• Porcupine, South Dakota

• Doghouse Junction, California

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