What did the NBC executive say to the producer of Star Trek?
What did the studio executive say to the director of Caddyshack?
What did the department of Standards and Practices say to the team behind The Ben Stiller Show?
What did the film investor say to the producer of Animal House?
What did the film producer say to the writer/director?
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.