Uncle Johnâs Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader
The 50 Funniest American Writers*
Ken Jenningsâs Trivia Almanac
The Ultimate Book of Top Ten Lists
The Greatest Stories Never Told
Guinness World Recordsâ¢ 2012
What's in a Name
100 Wonders of the World
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.