Feel free to drink as much as you want.
The Valentine's Day menu tends to be an expensive proposition.
Propose to your date.
Order a bottle of wine if you are both going to have more than one glass.
If the thought of buying a bottle of wine is daunting, go online for recommendations.
Nothing says love quite like leaving a large tip for your waiter.
Instead of going out to a four-star restaurant and dining on lobster thermidor by candlelight, consider buying your date a coffee mug with a heart on it.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.