While most of us were busy gnawing the last of the turkey bones or strategizing the endless Black Friday/Small Business Saturday/Cyber Monday sales, a few intrepid souls were out there posting videos of over-the-top holiday decor. Forget Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and even Vixen; here’s a house that dances to Angry Birds. (If you’re still adding to your “thankful” list from Thanksgiving, you might give thanks that you’re not their next door neighbors.)
But wait, there’s more! Just when you thought you were safe from Gangnam Style, this infectious craze turns out to be the gift that keeps on giving. Now Gangnam Style has spread to holiday lighting, as you may have seen earlier on this blog. And nope, it’s not just here in the U.S. Here’s a home in Australia that’s marching—or gyrating— to the same drummer. This is enough to make me nostalgic for “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.”
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