With several million YouTube hits, this whopping viral video is the latest commercial in the Chanel No. 5 campaign. The high-end perfumiers are counting on Brad’s shaggy-maned star power to instantly convert readers into viewers, then viewers into customers. If this does occur, however, it probably won’t be due to the leading man’s sultry yet sensitive seductions. Rather, it will be his comic turn as a daffy Don Quixote.
“It’s not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on”…and on and on, like this, for two more minutes. Whatever happened to the days when our favorite stars made tacky commercials that would only air in, say, Japan or Italy, thereby preserving the actor’s authenticity among their American audiences?
We only hope that Brad shills for Chanel to fund his international charities, which he so admirably supports. Meanwhile, entertain yourselves with some of the more amusing parodies. As performed by former teen idol Leif Garrett, here, from Natalie Tran, a popular YouTuber in Australia, and on Conan O’Brien’s show here.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.