I’m no political wonk, but I’ve been following the election coverage pretty closely. I cringed at Mitt Romney’s “binders of women” comment and jealously examined his tax returns. I chuckled at President Obama’s bear hug and pored over the minutiae of Obamacare. But by the time early November rolls around, I admit it: I’m ready for election 2012 to be a thing of the past.
Apparently I’m not the only one. Four-year-old Abigael Evans of Fort Collins, Colorado, can’t contain her frustration as election season drags on. After listening to a radio news story with her mother, she burst into tears. “I’m tired of ‘Bronco Bamma’ and Mitt Romney,” she sobbed. I’ll second that emotion, Abbie. Check out the video below.
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