Can’t get enough of the Olympics? Not to worry! You can enjoy the games throughout all of 2013, thanks to a forthcoming calendar, Guinea Pig Games 2013. Watch the little piggies dive, swim, bicycle, sprint, and more. Best of all, there are no annoying doping scandals or tape delays, just some adorable fur balls giving it their all.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.