Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Try one of these funny, cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.

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Working It

Working ItiStock/Geber86
"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

Geek Love

Geek LoveiStock/m-imagephotography
"Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

Dried Fruits

Dried FruitsiStock/4x6
"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

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Word Nerd

Word NerdiStock/Yuri
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."

Meter Man

Meter ManiStock/Aleksander Kaczmarek
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

Take Two

Take TwoiStock/m-imagephotography
"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"

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Smooth, Dude

Smooth, DudeiStock/Geber86
"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."

Action, Action

Action, ActioniStock/4x6
"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!"

Pun Fun

Pun FuniStock/Yuri
"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

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Granted!

Granted!iStock/Aleksander Kaczmarek
"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

Wheel Love

Wheel LoveiStock/m-imagephotography
"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

Read My Lips

Read My LipsiStock/Geber86
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

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Baker Man

Baker ManiStock/4x6
"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."

Check, Please!

Check, Please!iStock/Yuri
"Know what's on the menu? Me 'n' u."

Speedy Reader

Speedy ReaderiStock/Aleksander Kaczmarek
"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

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Medical Attention

Medical AttentioniStock/4x6
"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

Number 2

Number 2iStock/Yuri
"Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless."

"I" Doctor

"I" DoctoriStock/Geber86
"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."

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Brush Up

Brush UpiStock/m-imagephotography
"You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache." Sources: lolriot.comhumor.about.comjokes4us.com, goodreads.com, and our own real-life horror stories

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