Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Try one of these funny, cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.

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Working It

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"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

Geek Love

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"Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

Dried Fruits

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"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

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Word Nerd

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"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."

Meter Man

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"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

Take Two

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"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"

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Smooth, Dude

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"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."

Action, Action

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"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!"

Pun Fun

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"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

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Granted!

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"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

Wheel Love

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"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

Read My Lips

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"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

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Baker Man

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"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."

Check, Please!

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"Know what's on the menu? Me 'n' u."

Speedy Reader

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"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

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Medical Attention

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"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

Number 2

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"Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless."

"I" Doctor

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"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."

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Brush Up

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"You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache." Sources: lolriot.comhumor.about.comjokes4us.com, goodreads.com, and our own real-life horror stories


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