6 Common Acronyms You’d Never Figure Out

These terms had us scratching our heads when we tried to guess what they stood for. How many do you know?

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WD-40

WD-40iStock/hallopino
...is an acronym for what?

WD-40

WD-40iStock/hallopino
...is an acronym for Water Displacement - 40th Attempt.

CVS

CVSiStock/Wolterk
...is an acronym for what?

CVS

CVSiStock/Wolterk
...is an acronym for Consumer Value Stores.

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M & M’s

M & M’siStock/Sjoerd van der Wal
...is an acronym for what?

M & M’s

M & M’siStock/Sjoerd van der Wal
...is an acronym for Mars & Murrie’s, the last names of the candy’s founders.

PAM Cooking Spray

PAM Cooking SprayiStock/littleny
...is an acronym for what?

PAM Cooking Spray

PAM Cooking SprayiStock/littleny
...is an acronym for Product of Arthur Meyerhoff.

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NECCO

NECCOiStock/patty_c
...is an acronym for what?

NECCO

NECCOiStock/patty_c
...is an acronym for New England Confectionery Company.

Yahoo!

Yahoo!iStock/wellesenterprises
...is an acronym for what?

Yahoo!

Yahoo!iStock/wellesenterprises
...is an acronym for Yet Another Hierarchial Official Oracle.

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