18 Math Jokes to Get Every Nerd Through Pi Day

Celebrate March 14 — aka Pi Day — with these corny math jokes, puns, and one-liners. Don't worry: Unlike pi, it won't go on forever.

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Like my favorite middle-school teacher always said: The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are derivative, trig jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are just basic.  (But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.) If you are cringing right now, you know how my entire 8th grade math class felt every day. However, it is important to know a few good, short jokes for every occasion—even if only the smarty pants in the room will get them. In honor of Pi Day (3/14), here are 18 additional math jokes guaranteed to multiply your enjoyment on this nerdiest of days.
Math-Jokes-To-Get-Every-Nerd-Through-Pi-DayTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 1. Why should you never talk to pi? Because he’ll just go on forever.
Math-Jokes-To-Get-Every-Nerd-Through-Pi-DayTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 2. Why do teenagers travel in groups of three? Because they can't even.

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Math-Jokes-To-Get-Every-Nerd-Through-Pi-DayTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 3. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Math-Jokes-To-Get-Every-Nerd-Through-Pi-DayTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 4. What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter? A cow pi.
Math-Jokes-To-Get-Every-Nerd-Through-Pi-DayTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 5. A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

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Math-Jokes-To-Get-Every-Nerd-Through-Pi-DayTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 6. Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river? It was three feet deep on average.
Math-Jokes-To-Get-Every-Nerd-Through-Pi-DayTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 7. Why don’t calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive.
Math-Jokes-To-Get-Every-Nerd-Through-Pi-DayTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 8. What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral.

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Math-Jokes-To-Get-Every-Nerd-Through-Pi-DayTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 9. Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out, "We got him!"
Math-Jokes-To-Get-Every-Nerd-Through-Pi-DayTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 10. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
Math-Jokes-To-Get-Every-Nerd-Through-Pi-DayTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 11. How do mathematicians scold their children? “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”

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A Professional Chef Reveals the Surprising (and Only) Way You Should Be Making French ToastTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 12. Old mathematicians never die. They just lose some of their functions.
A Professional Chef Reveals the Surprising (and Only) Way You Should Be Making French ToastTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 13. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side.
A Professional Chef Reveals the Surprising (and Only) Way You Should Be Making French ToastTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 14. What happens when you put a root beer in a square glass? It just becomes beer.

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A Professional Chef Reveals the Surprising (and Only) Way You Should Be Making French ToastTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 15. Why do mathematicians like parks? Because of all the natural logs.
A Professional Chef Reveals the Surprising (and Only) Way You Should Be Making French ToastTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 16. Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.” The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.” Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. “Come on, now,” he says to the group, “You guys have got to learn your limits.”
A Professional Chef Reveals the Surprising (and Only) Way You Should Be Making French ToastTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 17. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s too bad they’ll never meet.

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A Professional Chef Reveals the Surprising (and Only) Way You Should Be Making French ToastTatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, istock 18. Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.

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