Cute Dogs for President!

We paired up patriotic puppy pictures with funny quotes from America's leaders.

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''Sometimes I feel like the fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs."
—President Bill Clinton

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''If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?''
—President Abraham Lincoln

Photo by Randy Robertson/Flickr Commons
''If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome.''
—President Barack Obama

Photo by Jen DeVere Warner/Flickr Commons
“They misunderestimated me.”
—President George W. Bush

Photo by Cathy T/Flickr Commons
''A zebra does not change his spots.''
—Vice-President Al Gore


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