The Olympics are nigh and everyone, it seems, is getting into the spirit, including public transportation. Czech artist David Cerny turned a London double-decker bus into a push-up fiend. No word as to whether or not steroids were involved, though it might make sense to look into the gas tank for any additives. Or, at the very least, an overdose of STP.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.